RP: Log: Open Universe Voicemail Pseudo-Meme

[watch_is_me]

Right. You, whoever you might be, have reached the voicemail inbox...thing of the Doctor. Not a doctor—if you were looking for one of those, go call another number, my practice is full up and you're not getting in, even with a recommendation, thanks. If you're looking for the Doctor, you might have found him, but, blimey, there are a lot of us thes running about, so who's to know I'm your the?

Mm. Oh, yes, I'm the one who never met Rose.

[Off, as though speaking turned away from the phone] Oi, I am not a bitter old man, you take that back.

[Speaking into the phone again] Leave a tone after the beep. No, a message after the tone. Or the beep. A message after the tone-slash-beep-slash-your-onomatopoeiac-phrase-of-choice. Get on with it, I don't have to tell you how to do everything, do I?

Comments

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You do, but I still grow lonely without you.

Drums?

Ah, yes. I have done such things, indeed. That was quite clever of you both. I am impressed.

[watch-is-me.livejournal.com]

We couldn't get along without each other.

Mm, yeah, I've contracted a personal soundtrack. All in my head, I'm sure it'll fade out. Just need to give it time.

Well, I'm a genius, he's a genius, we were bound to come up with something.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

No, we could not.

They had best. I will be quite put out if they do not. Well, the self that you currently travel in, at least.

And yet no matter how genius you are, you can never quite seem to pilot me properly.

[watch-is-me.livejournal.com]

[Doctor and TARDIS, BFF!]

It's why I'm traveling with my other self. He thinks he can help. I'm not sure it's one of our better ideas.

Oi, don't knock it. It's a real trick, surprising myself with the destination when I'm the one at the controls. 'Least I don't do it blindfolded. Or have I? Hm. Might have to try that.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[yes indeedy!]

Perhaps not. But I would rather something be done than you be in constant pain.

You have done it blindfolded. I ask you not do so again.

[watch-is-me.livejournal.com]

Well, it doesn't hurt. It's an...irritant. Like sand in an oyster, sans the pearls of wisdom.

Oh. ...Whilst standing on my head? Have I tried that yet?