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It's Christmas! Or close to Christmas! And given the terrible record he has with Christmases, the Doctor has decided to spend this Christmas in the TARDIS, right outside of the normal stream of time and space. This also ought to help Astrid get over her fear of Christmas, kind of ease her into the whole "you don't always die on the holidays" thing.
HOWEVER! Before he can zip the TARDIS out beyond time and space for a very merry unChristmas, it must be properly decorated. With EVERYTHING. Lights, and tinsel, and more lights, and more tinsel, and a tree, and holly, and boughs, and presents, and stockings, and nutcrackers, and there will be so much DECKING. The TARDIS will be DECKED OUT. Like woah.
And it's always more fun to decorate with friends. It makes things go quicker, and you can play in all the boxes and the wrapping paper and argue over where the ornaments should go.
SO! There's a Christmas decorating party in Ten's TARDIS and everyone's invited! Anyone he knows, anyone who he hasn't properly yet met but might wish to make his acquaintance or the acquaintance of anyone else who might show up, whatever. It'll be assumed he's parked it somewhere with some kind of mild Anti-Violence Field, so there'll be no chance of sabotaging the TARDIS or hurting anyone
Threadjacking and hopping is go, unless folks lock threads; and threads can take place at different times, so characters can come back to the party more than once. AND. Folks can thread in any combination, even without Watch!Ten being involved. It's a party, the doors are open, mingling will happen, and he's a terrible, terrible host who may be in a back room
The doors of the TARDIS are flung wide, open to the multiverse. It's the same old coral theme indoors, the look familiar to all Ninth and Tenth Doctors and their companions and acquaintances, warm golden light and the gratings over the floors, covering the workings of the TARDIS and the chests full of odds and ends.
But something’s a little different.
To one side of the console room, a fir tree, full and green and healthy, no bare spots, no tilt to its height, no branches out of place, a study in natural symmetry, extends its boughs. It hasn’t been cut; the Doctor’s thoughtfully grown its roots down into the TARDIS’ floor, giving it a place to live for the holiday; when the season’s over, he’ll take it home—it will live longer, much longer, than even a tree should live, and the TARDIS will retain a few of its slow, quiet, contemplative memories, memories of wakings and sleepings that last seasons and mist in the mornings and reaching towards high clear skies and the Doctor will share them through her—his strangest, most peaceful Christmas memories.
Its branches are bare, still—not even any lights. But all around the console room, in open chests and cardboard boxes and Tupperware containers and metal mixing bowls and velvet-lined caskets and lone file-cabinet drawers, ornaments lie in glittering heaps, ready to be hung. They’re from all eras and all planets—some of the objects might not even be Christmas ornaments proper, just glittery, beautiful odds and ends that caught his eye while he was going through the TARDIS. There are feathery birds with wires on their feet, Hallmark ornaments that sing, old glass balls from the 1950s, boxes of clinging silver tinsel, intricate blown-glass creations that look like they might break at a touch, ornaments made out of popsicle sticks and construction paper, doodads secular and religious and pop-cultural, hanging holograms from the 3010s, tree salamanders from New Noel in the Hallelujah Cluster, garlands and strings of lights that never burn out and anything, anything you could hope to find on a Christmas tree, it’s here, somewhere in the colorful chaos.
There’re food and drinks, too—a punch bowl in the corner and hot chocolate and eggnog and other concoctions mulled and spiced, warmly alcoholic or simple and straightforward, childhood memories recreated by someone who never had what most species would call a childhood and who’s learned what one should be from books and friends and a deep, unfulfillable desire for family, for home, for what Christmas represents. Milk and cookies, here, and boxes of chocolates, and cakes and puddings and candy canes—but only the real kind, the red-and-white kind, thick and homemade-looking, no plastic wrappers and a melting crunch when you bite into them.
The door at the back of the console room is open, and beyond it, so are the doors to many of the rooms. It’s Christmas, and he’s willing to trust. He wants to trust. Come in and look, and help make it ready for the holiday. There are more trees, here and there, and more ornaments ready to be hung, and food and drink standing waiting on tables and trays, the TARDIS playing waitstaff in its background, watchful way. He’s decorated for friends gone, too—the rooms of his past companions, those are already finished, adorned carefully, thoughtfully, with the decorations they liked best, even for those who’d never celebrated the holiday before they met him. Christmas for the dead, for Adric, and for those he left and never returned for, Sarah Jane, for all of them.
Christmas music plays throughout the TARDIS, quiet, none of this blaring mall-public-address-system aural assault—classics, David Bowie and Bing Crosby singing “Peace on Earth,” Frank Sinatra and more of Bing and “O Holy Night” and “Silent Night,” “Little Town of Bethlehem,” and “Silver Bells,” maybe some Trans-siberian Orchestra and Mannheim Steamroller. The Muppet Christmas Carol soundtrack. Everything warm and enveloping or sad and sweet, full of the silence of a snowy night and the birth of hope and the feel of a fire and of someone you love watching you, with that soft smile that says that you are precious and part of them and always welcome.
He’s in here somewhere, the Doctor, but whether you cross paths with him or not, the host’s message should be clear.
It’s Christmas. You’re welcome here. Peace on Earth and beyond, out into the stars, and goodwill towards everything that ever was and ever will be.
Celebrate, and remember, and rejoice.
And, above all, come on in and enjoy yourself! It's a party.
((Have a soundtrack, if you're a Pandora user [I think they're U.S. only :\]))
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:42 pm (UTC)This is why Ting goes back to New York for the holidays. She can hide with someone who understands, will the yuletide to pass without her, get on with life after spending another year in forcefully ignorant bliss.
It's not panic. Not yet. But she's fumbling for the door nonetheless.
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Date: 2008-12-06 11:27 pm (UTC)But, right at the moment, he has no idea he's going to have convince anyone but Astrid. So when he comes swinging through into the console room, from the hallways, sonic screwdriver held in his mouth because his hands are full of loops and loops of garlands—swathes of false pine needles, but late-2000s false, so they have the cool feel and forest smell of the real thing—he's simply pleased to see her.
"Thing!" Yes, he said that around the screwdriver.
Um, let's see, there's a little bit of space left on the console, okay, if he scoots this bowl of ornaments *just* a bit. There we go. The garlands are set down, and he retrieves the screwdriver, tucking it away in a pocket.
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Date: 2008-12-06 09:46 pm (UTC)There is a large, fluted bowl of eggnog square in her sights, and in a moment, it shall be a large, fluted bath of eggnog. If she gets her way, at least.
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Date: 2008-12-06 11:56 pm (UTC)And he's being attracted by the sparklies right now. Or, more accurately, by the fact that a string of sparklies is moving across the refreshment table. Which, you know, he has some pretty impressive lights here, but they're not animate. Not most of them.
Oh, well, a kitten. A kitten intent on taking a dip in the nog. Maybe he should do something about that.
"Hello. Where did you come from?" And he will attempt to scoop Cy up, string of lights and all.
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Date: 2008-12-07 09:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-12-07 12:25 am (UTC)This doesn't feel good at all; Astrid's surveying the chaos from a safe distance, she knows it supposed to feel 'joyous', but that tight constricting feeling in her chest isn't letting up any time soon, and the last thing on her mind is joy.
It feels like the Titanic, every instinct she has, is telling her that everyone's happy and there's music and decorations and drinks and food, and-- and they're all oblivious to the horrific disaster that will happen.
She thought she could do this, for him, because he's been so excited, so full of naive excitement. But now she's just wondering if she can slip out unnoticed. He won't even miss her, will he?
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Date: 2008-12-07 01:09 am (UTC)lying in waitwaiting without being too obvious about the waiting. He just, you know, happens to be there. In the only room in the TARDIS that she would have to pass through to sneak out.(no subject)
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Date: 2008-12-07 07:39 am (UTC)Still, now that he's here. What's a party without the Master, after all? He takes a brief survey of the console room, picking fastidiously through bowls and boxes and tea kettles and who knew what else. One eyebrow lifts when he finds something that looks like nothing so much as a part of the laser gun he'd been so fond of in his eleven and twelfth regenerations. Funny thing for the Doctor to chuck in with a load of Christmas ornaments.
Having finished his initial perusal- of this room at least; the TARDIS's interior is infinitely large, and he doesn't doubt that the Doctor will have decorated an impossible amount of that- he finds himself a goblet of mulled wine. It's quite delicious, and the TARDIS is keeping it warm even as it sits out. Considerate of the old whore.
He doesn't particularly feel like seeking the Doctor out. The Doctor's always been the one to fill that particular role in their exchanges, after all. Whistling to himself in a purposeful counterpoint to the music, he sets about decorating. The tree the Doctor's grown into the floor gets the full-on Victorian treatment, with lit candles adorning it instead of strings of lights. Maybe it'll burn down later. That might be entertaining.
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Date: 2008-12-07 09:30 am (UTC)Cy sidesteps her way over, stopping just close enough to dip a paw against his shoe. "Does this one like cats?"
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Date: 2008-12-07 06:04 pm (UTC)and screwdriversand he made all this effort, couldn't they just get along, for once?For the children?Theoretical old-married-couple fights aside, the Doctor, when he strolls into the console room from the hallways, hands in pockets, just doing the rounds, taking in how the decorations are coming along, notes the Master's presence with a raised eyebrow and a very mixed expression. After the duel, well...
Still, the tree does look pretty good, there.
"Nice work." He strolls over to inspect it, hoping candles don't come in mind-control-scented.
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Date: 2008-12-08 04:52 am (UTC)How long has it been since she left him behind? What would he say if he knew that she was actually happy living with her father (well, as close to her father as she could get) again?
Still, she believes herself brave. And thus walks over with a two glasses of spiced egg nog in hand.
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Date: 2008-12-10 03:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-12-07 04:52 pm (UTC)And there's free booze, in fact she has a glass of that mulled stuff in her hand now, it tastes like shit, it's warm. Ewww. Who wants warm wine? She's off in hunt of a fridge with alcopops instead, tossing the mulled wine into a convenient plant pot in some hallway.
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Date: 2008-12-07 07:02 pm (UTC)Blink, blink. What?
"...Donna?"
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Date: 2008-12-07 05:46 pm (UTC)Either way, she has a curious smile on her face as she walks around to see all of her father's different guests. There's definitely a lot more than she ever expected to see.
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Date: 2008-12-07 06:56 pm (UTC)"Sir Percy Blakeney, Baronet. Pray tell, how can it be that a lady of such enchanting beauty is unaccompanied? Good Lord, t'is a tragedy, m'dear."
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Date: 2008-12-07 08:44 pm (UTC)Aaaaand cue Sally.
She'd never been a fan of Christmas; at least, not in the commercial post-war sense. But even so, she'd jump at any chance to see the TARDIS again. So in she plods, muttering something under her breath about, 'the bloody card companies.'
She has a present for the Doctor too, pretentiously wrapped in recycled brown paper. She plonks it under the tree before going in search of nibbles.
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Date: 2008-12-07 09:14 pm (UTC)"Apparently, they're from-- damn, I forgot. S'not Earth anyway." He shrugs with a laugh.
"So you're a friend of the Doctor's?" He peers sideways at her curiously, helping himself to some of the olives, glass of red wine in hand.
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Date: 2008-12-07 10:56 pm (UTC)He stops when he sees Martha. Huh. One of his others' companions. He's not yet met Martha, but he's heard about her, and seen her in the memories he's borrowed from one of his other's. She saved the world.
"Oh. Hello. Martha, right?" He smiles, and picks his way across the Christmas chaos to join her.
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Date: 2008-12-07 10:50 pm (UTC)The ship is a sight. Castiel has never before seen anything like it. It's a science beyond Man's understanding, beyond Earth's capabilities. The decorations, of course, are another matter. After being on Earth for the first time in two thousand years, it's both strange and interesting to see what the celebration of the birth of Christ has turned into. Even those who are agnostic, he notes, considering who the perpetrator of all this is, have come to see it as a time for being together, for warmth, for giving. It's a... comfort, he thinks, knowing that even with the growing threat of the Apocalypse, those feeling continue to thrive. It's a sign of hope.
Castiel can be found near the doors of the TARDIS, merely watching passively.
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Date: 2008-12-07 11:07 pm (UTC)As he's thinking, he stops by the refreshment table, grabs himself a...what're Peeps doing in with all of those Christmas foods? They're green and red Peeps, but, still...
Nibbling on a green Peep's tale (it even has a marshmallow Santa hat!), he finally notices Castiel.
"Hello." He grins at the angel, amused. "A very merry unChristmas to you."
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Date: 2008-12-07 11:47 pm (UTC)He enters the TARDIS, face lighting up in a grin almost immediately. "Very nice!"
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Date: 2008-12-08 12:02 am (UTC)He catches sight of his other from where he's standing, over by the tree, deliberating on the best place to release a tree salamander, and immediately drops the salamander onto the nearest branch and comes leaping across the bins and bags and bottles (bottles?) of ornaments.
"Isn't it?" He's grinning, a mirror to his others, proud of himself. "Good to see you!"
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Date: 2008-12-08 12:43 am (UTC)Wall-E stops on the TARDIS ramp, lenses opened wide in wonder and surprise at the colours and sounds.
"Ooooh."
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Date: 2008-12-08 12:52 am (UTC)Green dancing twinkles shimmer their way up to the top of the Tree, darting from branch to branch until she sits, surveying the room for potential mischief to be had.
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Date: 2008-12-08 02:25 am (UTC)He puffs soberly on a cigar as he trings the bicycle bell glued to the panel.
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Date: 2008-12-08 05:03 am (UTC)After all, she wouldn't put it past him.
So have one Miss Smith, wandering about the TARDIS as if she never left.
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Date: 2008-12-09 02:30 am (UTC)The Doctor has to look twice, as he skirts the bins and bags and upturned hats full of ornaments, silver tinsel garland wrapped jauntily around his shoulders, for easy carrying.
"No." No, yes, it is! "Sarah Jane?"
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Date: 2008-12-08 06:29 pm (UTC)Well, at the sight of a Christmas party in a ship that looks like it's way bigger on the inside... he can't pass it up. Especially when it looks homey enough to temporarily fill the gap his family left. So have a curious-looking eighteen-year-old hovering by the entrance, looking very impressed by all this.
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Date: 2008-12-09 02:40 am (UTC)Clearly, he hasn't noticed the vampire yet.
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Date: 2008-12-08 07:10 pm (UTC)No worries. He ate before he came.
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Date: 2008-12-09 02:56 am (UTC)"'Lo!" The Doctor's carrying a milk pail full of...wise men. Or at least ceramic and plastic and glass well-dressed gentlemen in various skintones and costumes. "I don't think we've met. I'm the Doctor."
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Date: 2008-12-09 05:22 am (UTC)Bertie Wooster pops up in the doorway of the TARDIS, looking around himself with wide, blue eyes. It's a bit of a conspicuous thing, the Doctor's old t-and-s ship, and him being chummy with a few versions of the old man, he thought it the thing to biff in.
He bounces a bit on his feet, adjusting his waistcoat. On his cuffs glint red and green striped cuff links; Jeeves had thoroughly disapproved, tried to pull the old iceberg gag, but Bertie would not be dissuaded. They're cheery little whatsits, dash it, fully in keeping with the old Chrimble spirit.
After a moment, he takes a few long strides into the console room. Time for a spot of mingling.
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Date: 2008-12-10 01:38 am (UTC)"Hello! Who're you?" He stands up to greet Bertie, styrofoam peanuts caught in his hair and static-clinging to his jumper and jacket.
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